Hear Ye, Hear Ye, We Now Call to Order the Sisterhood of the Traveling Bear Hat

We, the Sisterhood of the Traveling Bear Hat, hereby instate the following Rules of the SotTBH. These rules shall henceforth be followed by all members of the Sisterhood. If said rules are broken, punishment will be Machiavellian in nature.

The Official Rules of the Sisterhood of the Traveling Bear Hat

1. Only members of the SotTBH can wear Bear Hat.

2. No males can wear Bear Hat.

3. Only the wearer of Bear Hat can remove Bear Hat.

4. If Bear Hat is forcefully removed or taken from the wearer, she is free to attack the Bear Hat snatcher as a bear would, with claws and fangs.

5. Never disrespect Bear Hat.

6. Never disrespect yourself while wearing Bear Hat.

7. A sister cannot engage in activities of a more intimate nature while wearing Bear Hat.

8. Never wash Bear Hat.*

9. Each sister will have Bear Hat for exactly one week at a time, unless special circumstances are in play.

10. Always document the adventures of Bear Hat.

* In some extreme cases, Bear Hat may have to be washed. These exceptions will have to be approved by all members of the SotTBD.